powersthatare: (MALBOLGE)

[personal profile] powersthatare 2017-04-03 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR MISSION IS TO SPREAD MY INFLUENCE WHEREVER YOU TRAVEL. BE DECEPTIVE. REBELLIOUS AGAINST AUTHORITY. GREEDY. LUSTFUL. PROUD. PASSIONATE. FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS. GIVE INTO YOUR VICES. SEEK PLEASURE. TEMPT OTHERS. I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND THIS AGREEABLE TO YOU.

[personal profile] missing1ship 2017-04-03 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
OH IS THAT HOW HE DOES THIS.

That smile is getting bigger with every second.

Of course, Jack isn't stupid, and there's some learned part of his brain currently popping off about how it's the Devil but.

It's stamped out.

This is all deeply agreeable.

"Aye, 'tis beyond a shadow of a doubt, consider me your finest soldier."
powersthatare: (MALBOLGE)

[personal profile] powersthatare 2017-04-03 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I SHALL. YOUR WAR BEGINS NOW, CAPTAIN SPARROW.

Which is when Jack finds himself abruptly in a big wooden horse.